Kickass Music, Kickass Hot Sauce

Is there nothing Joe Perry can't do?

A few days ago, I wrote about the pricey investment that Aerosmith made in some photos. Looks like Aerosmith's lead guitarist, Joe Perry, is investing in other things as well. Like hot sauce. Yes, that's right. It's called "Joe Perry's Rock Your World Hot Sauce". He even has two flavors: Boneyard Brew, and Mango Peach Tango.

I'm assuming it's similar to most other hot sauces... but the fact that it has a picture of Joe Perry rocking out on the label... it just makes it so worthwhile.

According to Joe Perry, "It's great for people who like 'livin on the edge'..." Well, you know he was going to throw in a song title somewhere to promote this. At least he didn't say "You should buy this... cause you 'don't want to miss a thing'." That would've been lame.

In conclusion, I need to re-write my letter to Santa.