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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Paul Has Enough

After seeing Paul McCartney and his dog, um, wife on Larry King a few months ago, everyone wondered how he does it. How does this guy put up with a woman that loud and obnoxious? Well, seems like he can't. Paul and Heather are calling it quits and getting separated after their four year marriage.

Normally it's not a big shock when celebrities break up, but Paul actually made an effort with his first wife, Linda, who died in 1998. Then he met Heather at a charity event in 1999, and they got engadged shortly after. But from the dogmatic, ignorant personality that Heather displayed on Larry King, it's a wonder that they even lasted as long as they did. If I were married to her, I'd be asking those "barbaric" seal hunters to put a bullet in my head.

Heather loves herself, and doesn't want to take credit for the breakup. She's blaming it on all the attention from the media putting a strain on their relationship. She also took credit for ending the seal hunt, which in reality simply closed at the end of the seal hunting season as it does every year. So Heather, no you did not end the seal hunt. But you can have full credit for the breakup of your marriage if you want. Enjoy.

3 comments:

Tim said...

Na na na naaa
Na na na naaa
Hey hey hey...
Good bye

That's great. Blaming the media on breaking up your marriage when you go out of your way to get publicity. Can no one take accountability of their own lives anymore?

Anonymous said...

Interspecies marriages rarely work out anyway. This made my day. Thanks.

-Ginny

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