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Thursday, April 13, 2006

Britney's Not A Bad Mother... Supposedly


After a few public appearances with her new child being injured, Britney Spears was being blamed for the injuries and there was even a chance that she would face child endangerment charges. Of course, she denies it. She said the kid fell out of his high chair.

Spears' attorney said "They determined that the parents weren't involved in the injury and nothing was improper within the home."

Nothing wrong with that home? Have you seen her husband? Federline looks like he just crawled out of a bar fight after not showering for a few months. This guy is away "rapping" so often to feed his alcohol addiction that I don't even realize who he's married to yet. If you were married to Britney Spear, would you be away as often as he is? Nah-uh!

I won't go as far as to say he's beating his kid... but when you have somebody who's permanently hung over, and somebody else named Britney Spears trying to look after a kid, chances are that it was not properly put into the high chair and that's why it fell. Probably tried to stick him there with chewing gum or scotch tape. But hey, that's cool. She's Britney Spears.

2 comments:

Rudy said...

Uh oh. Now all those 15 year old American teenaged moms with shirts up to here and the belly button piercings are gonna start droppin their pre-mature fatherless babies out of high chairs as well, since "whatever Britney does is cool, and I wanna be a pop star too". That was definitely a very politically uncorrect statement, but sadly, just the kinda world we live in.

Keep Lookin Up
Rudy

Fortress Customer Experience said...

pssh, who cares about politically correctness. That's one of the worst things happening to the world these days.