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Thursday, April 27, 2006

Heather McCartney Hates Babies

A new study shows that if a pregnant woman does not drink the recommended intake of milk during pregnancy, it can lead to small, underdeveloped babies. It was previously thought that drinking less milk, and consequently less fat and lactose, could actually be better for a baby, but this has been found to be false. Yes, excessive amounts of fat during pregnancy is bad for the baby, but milk isn't going to make too big of a difference. Just stay away from the McDonald's.

The researchers say that by drinking milk during pregnancy, it gives the baby the nutrients (mainly calcium and vitamin D) that it needs to mature properly. Denying it that could be very bad for the fetus and eventual infant.

So, what is the Food Standards Agency advising pregnant women to do? Not listen to Heather McCartney. That wasn't their exact words, but they said to drink plenty of milk and have lots of dairy products during pregnancy. So don't take McCartney's advice. It will kill your baby.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

She loves baby seals, but hates baby humans, proving conclusively that Heather McCartney is a seal.

-Ginny

Fortress Customer Experience said...

Hmm... makes sense to me. It's official, she's a seal.