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Sunday, April 30, 2006

Sticks And Stones May Break Their Bones

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards fell out of a palm tree while on vacation in Fiji. Why was the rock legend in a palm tree, you may ask. I have no idea, he wouldn't say. But for a 62 year old guy to climb a tree which has very few branches, that's pretty impressive. He was then taken to a hospital in New Zealand and they said he had a mild concussion. But that's not enough to slow down Keith Richards. He heads right back to Fiji and goes jet skiing... where he crashed and is taken back to the New Zealand hospital again!

I guess after the string of luck that the Stones have had during their career, Richards is acting as the band's scapegoat and is taking all the bad luck in one big lump. Mick Jager is loving it.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Man, I love that guy. He's such a moron, in a funny way. Kinda like Bush. Except to the best of my knowledge, Keith's never declared war on any countries, and even after years of alcohol and drugs, he still makes about as much sense as Bush usually does. That stupid hick.

-Ginny

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