Moses Born In New York

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin must really hate their children. Their first born daughter, they named Apple. Yes, Apple. Like the fruit. They thought it would be cute. Paltrow says she doesn't know what the big fuss was about when the media jumped all over them when they heard what they named their child. Paltrow defended the decision a while back by saying that it sounded "lovely and clean." Yet she still pinned the blame on her husband, saying it was Martin who came up with the name, who says he chose it because apples are biblical due to the expression which originated from the Bible, "The apple of my eye".

But apparently "apple" wasn't quite biblical enough for them, so they stepped it up a notch. This past weekend, the celebrity couple had their second child, and gave it a name guaranteeing that this child also will be ridiculed by its classmates as soon as it starts school: Moses. Yes, Moses. Like the prophet. And again, surprise surprise, the media is all over the couple again, trying to figure out what is going on in their brains. Sigh... celebrities.